"I am what I am, and that's all that I am."   -Popeye

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Joe - this is my happy face

Semi-professional beer drinker and amateur entreprenuer, call this guy whenever you have problems.

Levi - Mad Poultry Scientist

Rest assured that he only built the initial prototype, and left the final design up to someone who didn't major in Poultry Science.

Elon Musk - (pending acceptance)

Founder of Tesla, Space X, and others, his main function at CompuTach is to fetch the coffee and clean the bathrooms.

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